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sahi jaa rahi ho chandni jee

kahan ja rahi hain...???

pindi
jaao gay kya

kyoun mujhay jana mana hai kya...

nai chalay jao chandni jee ke saath hee

unhon nay lift hee nahi karai... akeli hee chali gai...

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awaz to nai aayi

photo to aa rahi hai na...

yeh kya mujhe donno mazay chahiye

Kisi ka dil toooting aur tusi enjoying...???

arre rehndo yaar
tasweeron mei kya hai

Kon si tasveerain...

bus tasveerain bejaan tasveerain

kon si.....

wohi jo kissi ki yaad dilati hai

Kisi ke...

hai koi

bata do gay to bill aa jae ga...

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kyon hase ja rahe hai ap mujrim bhai

aap kahai to hum chup rahay???

aap janab aur chup rahain...

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wah jee pehla banda dekha maar ke bhool jata hai


no fragi baba aa jhappi paa isko baad mei dekh leinge

han aab is ko dekhna hhee hoga na

yeh hasrat bhee pori ho jae ge...
basant k liye lahore aa rahay hain...????

hum to yahin mana rahay hai

wahan per kites mil gai....

jee har saal yahan organize kartay hai basant

kitnay saal ho gae...???

5-6 saal to hogayee janab

Thora hee arsa howa hai...

jo bhi hai ho to raha hai na thts the main point

2nd point kya hai?

main point kehdiya to 2nd point koi maynay nai rakhta

maynay nahi rakhta per exist to karta hai na...

ab to exist bhi nai karta

abb kahan gya...?

ghayab

khud hee kia ho ga... aur kya...

haan na

chalp bhaaago phir yahan sai...

jaa nai bhagta kya karlega tu

kutttt paray gee aur kya...

kOoLeSt1 said:

app apna time sambal kar kiyu nahe rakhtay

time sambhal kay rakhtay hain... chori karnay wala chor nahi DAAAAKO hai...

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aap kehtay ho to AC ya cooler on karde

itni jaldi...
NAMONIA....

hain jee namonia kahan se aagaya beech mei

Thand mai AC ho ga to Namonia hee ho ga na...
Ham woh to nahi jo martay hee thand sai hain....

yaar idhar to kuch houses mei no fans just AC
raat ko AC full kambal hora aram se soya

AC wid blanket....

ahoo alag hee maza aata hai thandak mei bhi gharmi ka ehsas

yeh alag nahi ikatha maza hai...

haan haan wohi wohi

pehlay kyoun ghalat bola tha...

kyunki dekhna chahta tha keh aap sahi ho ya nahi

Itnay tusi EINSTEIN.....

na assi minstein

uss nay kya invent kia tha?

jurm

woh to mujrim nay ijad kia tha..

ahho woh assi hee hai
sceintist mei hum minstein ke naam se jaanay jaate hai

kitnay naamon sai janay jatay hain...

har feild ke alag naam

aur kitni fields hain...

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abbe chal be har cheez ke liye apna apna


bus umeed se hee rehna aap

har cheez k liye kahan sai aa gya...???

aagaya jee aap to bhool jatay ho har cheez

aap ko kon si yaad rehti hain....

humei rehti hai thori buhut

yeh batao parson sai 3 din pehlay raat ko khanay mai kya khaya tha?

yaad hai dost ki b'day party thi to burger khaya tha 19 ko

date to batao zara kya thee...

kahan na 19

ajeeb baat nahi... 19 ko date bhee 19...

jee ajab kamal haina

aisa kyoun nahi hota keh 20th ho aur date 19th...

rehan bhai yeh aapki duniya nai hai jo yeh harkat idhar hogi

to yeh kya Mars hai????

nai yeh earth hai lekin aap mars ke rehnay walay ho

Leah..... aap ko kis nay keh dia ham MARS walay hain...

bus milgayee inside info

Kahan sai.....???

abbe inside se

outside kesay chali gai inside keh khabar....

hum haina outside lana ke liye

aap ko inside aanay kis nay dia...

arre hum inside ke hee banday hai

to fir janab ko outside kis nay aanay dia...   

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haan jee hum kitab hai woh bhi enlish + urdu mei

Kifayat tasveeri Qaeda...

haan wohi wohi

aaj kal to MOTI QAIDA ziada hit ja raha hai...

zaroor yeh chandni jee ya LG ne likhi hogi apnay size ke mutabik

Yeh Fat wala MOTI qaida nahi... Pearl wala Moti qaida hai...

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kahin nai yaar dostoon mei thora bz tha bus

to ham kya dushman hain....    

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jee issi liye aaj hum bhi qayam hai

moo na kholo machar ghus jayega

bara tasty hota hai....

acha jee

to aur kya... uss kay bone marrow ke to kya hee baat hai...

sedhay se bolde nalli

MIKH....

nalli ka gooda

aur vee kuch kehtay hain per yaad nahi aa raha...

yaad aaye to das dena

aap ko kyoun dasson....?/?

to kisko dasso gay

kisi ko bhee per aap ko nahi....

acha

aaho.... tusi fir khud labhna chor do gay...

na bharosa kar yaar

abbe kar na yaar

kya karna hai

bharosa

bharosay wala kaam kia hai koi...

na

to fir... CHALL REHN DAY...

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bus jee ab hum boltay hee nai jao

jee ab jaake kahin normal huwe hai

MANAGER

bolo bolo... roka to nahi bolnay sai...

pehlay abnormal thay...


Suntay he nahi manager uncle...

jao mei nai bolta

jee

manager

mera bhai naraj ho gya...


lagta hai kutt khani hai...

paray ho


ahooo

awwwwwww... mera bhai...


Littar sai ya fir danday sai...

jo u ko pasand hai shiroo hojao hum hazir hai

aao gay fir sochain gay keh kis cheez sai kutt lagaen...
wesay donon hee ho jen to kitna acha hai na ...

ayee hayee kya maza aayega

kutttt mai maza...

haan kaafi arsa hogaya na

pehlay kon lagata tha....   

sub batadoon haath pair katwaloon
chal dafa ho

Kon katay ha haath???

yeh duniya

dunya kis ka naam hai?

jis mei aap azadi se phir rahay ho

to ap ko Mars per azadi sai nahi phirnay detay...

na jee wahan bari restrictions hai

tokay sai kaat kay choti kar lo...

London_Girl said:

congratz

Wa-alaikum congrats...

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aap test lai lain... doubt clear ho jae ga...

arre hum khud test de de ke pagal hogaye hai

pehlay sai hain... test ko ilzam na dain na...

abbe yaar iss khuli kitab ko aynak lagay kay parh sub saamne aajayega
bus thoray say alfaz mitay huwe hai

Konsi Kitab.....

arre hum kitab aur kaun

Farsi... pashto... french... dutch ya koi aur kitab...

na farsi na pashta aur na hee french hum to urdu aur english wali kitab hai

Dubai mai urdu ka kya kaaaam.....????

arre yahan to arab logoo ko humne urdu sikhadi haiaur tum keh rahay ho urdu ka kya kaam

unhon nay seekh lee... abb bhee kya kaam hai...

KING OF JB said:

Congrats

Wa-alaikum congrats...

shahrukh khan said:

Congrats REHAN BHAI...KEEP IT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Shukar hai aap bhee bolay...
Wa-alaikum congrats....

shahrukh khan said:

bataya bhee nahi...

Fairl_Girl said:

kyon hase ja rahe hai ap mujrim bhai

khush ho raha hai.. honay dain...

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QUEEN VICTORIA said:

ooppppppppp solly

bas phurtiyan kaam dikha gai
typing mishtake

chalo koi gall nahi...

thori speed marni thee na...

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congratz bhai jaan

Shukar hai thoray adab sai baat kee...
Wa-alaikum congrats chotay bhai...

abhi adab dikhaya hai thora sabr kar kya kya nai dikhata tujhe mei

kya kya nahi dikhao gay.. pehlay hee bata do..
takeh mai khud hee dekh loon...